vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

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uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

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h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

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slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

i met christopher eccleston and this guy from my school commented this…

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

i met christopher eccleston and this guy from my school commented this…

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pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

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